You must be Marty McFly! ...No? Oh. Well, then, you shouldn't be here. Let's send you back...
Nah, s'okay. This is sanctioned, non-plutonium time travel, so no worries.
Now, let's not kid ourselves: I did write and take photos before I started this blog. For example, in 1988 I was posting to ...
...well, nowhere, but I was just born in November. I had to figure out what the hell these nubs on my hands were before I could use them to post anything. I wouldn't have had anything worthwhile to post, anyway. The only content I could create was poop, pee, spit, puke, and tears.