You must be Marty McFly! ...No? Oh. Well, then, you shouldn't be here. Let's send you back...
Nah, s'okay. This is sanctioned, non-plutonium time travel, so no worries.
Now, let's not kid ourselves: I did write and take photos before I started this blog. For example, in 1987 I was posting to ...
...well, nowhere. See, I was born in 1988, so I didn't exist before then. Makes it hard to post things anywhere.